MONEY
It can buy a House
,
But not a Home .
It can buy a Bed ,
But not Sleep .
It can buy a Clock ,
But not Time .
It can buy you Friends
,
But not Love .
It can buy you a Book
,
But not Knowledge .
It can buy Food ,
But not an Appetite
.
It can buy you Medicine
,
But not Health .
It can buy you Blood ,
But not Life
.
Money has different names
In a temple or church, it's called a donation.
In school, it's called tuition.
In marriage, it's called dowry.
In divorce, it's called alimony.
When you owe someone, it's called debt.
When you pay the government, it's called a tax.
In court, it's called fines.
Civil servant retirees, it's called pension.
Employer to workers, it's called salary.
Master to subordinates, it's called wages.
To children, it's called an allowance.
When you borrow from a bank, it's called a loan.
When you offer a good service, it's called tips.
To kidnappers, it's called a ransom.
Illegally received in the name of service, it's called a
bribe.
The question is
When a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it ?
ANSWER:
Money given to your wife is called DUTY,
and every man has to do his duty,
because wives are not
duty-free !